Careers Counselling

What was running through your mind when you went into your careers counsellor's office to discuss your future?

This was what was running through mine.

Ok, what do I want to be?
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Oh, I could work in an office somewhere. What do they exactly do in offices though, and I really wouldn't like to spend my whole life inside walls?
Maybe somewhere outside then, like a tradesman?...... No...no. No way.
I could be a teacher. Teachers are good, they teach. The kids would drive me insane though I'd probably kill myself in that environment.
Hmmm. Don't really like manual labour so that cancels out a lot of things.
I absolutely hate to study boring things like science so that cancels out becoming a scientist of some sort.
I almost vomit at the thought of cutting into human flesh, so that rules out becoming a doctor.

I could become a filmmaker?

No cons for that.

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Apart from one.

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How the fuck do I become one??


This is something the career's counsellor agreed with me on.